Boss Noodles

Simply the most boss noodles that have ever been made. Pouring the boiling water into your mouth and snorting the stock is optional, though it is guaranteed to impress any attractive female coworkers who happen to see it...

Crashing your new scooter is a bad move. Everyone knows scooters lose at least 20-30% of their value as soon as they're towed off the lot, but i think in this case it could be quite a bit more. FAIL!

Down in the mosh-pit is not the pace to be if you just came to listen to the music - The ringing in his ears lasted the rest of the band's set... thankfully.

It's hard to tell if it's from a sniper in the balcony or from the grassy knoll, but this bridesmaid to goes downit in the middle of the ceremony & punctuates the proceedings with a textbook faceplant.

If you expect to be second string, junior varsity and dating a cheerleader alternate by senior year, you've got to start training early.

If there was a prize for the most awesome use of the Source Filmmaker tool, I think this guy would have just won it. If singing and dancing old-timey head-crabs don't do it for you then I don't know what will.

She's definitely a red hot lady who will change the face of TV forever !

If you've not watched the Griffin's in a while, rest assured; they've still got it. Peter is still hilarious, Meg is still hideous, Lois is still hot and Chris is still so stupid he'll make your head hurt.

What a week for the UCLA dumb-ass diva. She’s not the most politically correct person & with a statement like that, it’s pretty much an assurance that what they’re going to say is going to be dumb!

It's a pretty big thing to shave you head bald, especially when you're a cheerleader, so credit to them. It's for a good cause too, but does anyone really wanna see a slaphead waving pom-poms? I bet they got fired afterwards...

A surveillance camera catches a thief reaching for a gun out of his pocket and accidentally shooting himself in the nuts while trying to rob a closed business. If he did have the balls to attempt a bank heist, he doesn't anymore - OUCH!