Big Ass Animals

I've seen some oversize animals before but some of these are total nightmare fuel. A cricket that's big enough to chomp a whole carrot? A crab the size of a dustbin? Oh god. I think I just pooped a little.

It's always a lovely sight watching maidens exploring their inner-mermaid and, in most cases, totally unaware they have an enthusiastic audience desperate to explore an exotic form of marine life & possibly examine them in detail.

Summer means hanging out at the beach (if you are lucky enough not to have a real job) and taking in the total funny eye candy of everyday people going about their, sometimes, weird, buisness.

When it comes to ladies it's the magical number that mathematical nerds and religious freaks alike have worshiped for all eternity, the all-hallowed 'Holy Trinity' of hawtness. Prepare yourself for some triple-tastic women worship!

The apples of iPhone's eye are back for some moar self-shooting photo-phone-phun and it looks like they are holding nothing back this time - i've never wanted to be a handheld device more in my entire life!

A perfect chance to look at pictures of divers and laugh your ass off at them afterwards. The expressions are a mix of concentration, physical strain and g-forces. Somehow, this never gets old.

You can always tell who they are because luckily they'll have a tattoo that looks similar to one of these resting just above their buttocks. So if you get chatting to a hawt girl at the club, ask her to bend over before you get to the bedroom.

Another collection of snaps sullied by silliness. Some are intentional and posed but the best ones are those that just happen spontaneously. Notice some girls in a pool posing for a photo? Sounds like cannonball-o'clock. BANZAI!!!

So you wanna get an iPhone and be cool, hell, why not! Just as long as you read the 'Small Penis'....DAMMIT, 'Small Print' - Just be prepared to suffer the perils of Apple's auto-correct technology.

Getting a tattoo might sound like a cool thing to do, but for god's sake, think about it carefully, make sure you realise that it's for life. And under NO circumstances will Edward from Twilight ever be a good choice for a dude. FAIL!

Lets face it, people are a very strange fruit, sure we are all prone to behavining as a norm in everyday situations, but change the background picture, or calmness into chaos and it seems like little changes.