Best News Bloopers of October 2014

A roundup of the funny, awkward and unexpected moments that happened during live local news reports this month. Guaranteed lolz and awkwardness and kids dancing like they mean it.

She loves her alternative extreme sports and she'll never miss any pro corned beef hash action with this baby !

When he pulled off that twisting triple Fishtits and then invert to Horizontal Pee-stain I nearly lost it. But then he topped it all off with a Rocketknees McGillenkurk and I couldn't handle myself. I stand knee-deep in man goo.

Could a pair of jeans beat you in an arm wrestle? Probably. Could a ginger kid on a scooter get more chicks than you? Definitely! The jeans show they could definitely have your dad in a fight. And remember, chicks dig heros!

It kinda looks like a stoner has stopped smoking the chronic long enough to find out some facts, learn how to use after effects and make this animation. Damn, i feel hungry now!

If you've seen Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes, you were probably expecting this to go a whole lot darker than it did. Truth be told I'm on the chimps side on this one. I'd kick that baby too if i got a chance.

Stacking it and planting yourself firmly on your face sucks. The only thing that can make this painful humiliation any worse is the addition of a mouthful of sand to the equation. Unlucky, guys.

YouTuber Jared Dines delivers some more honest jingles for everyone's favorite (or least favorite) global companies—all delivered in the catchy style of death metal. And they're definitely an improvement.

Sometimes the wrong answer can be the right one (for the internet!) The only person who would think this answer is correct is Clint Eastwood's character from Gran Torino.

Finally it's here, a fitness video that combines exercise and racism. So sign up today and get chased by a black man when you least expect it. You'll be fit in no time! Hawt & AWESOME!

Japanese competitive eater Kobayashi takes on a tiny hamster to see who can eat the most hotdogs, and you'll be surprised as to who comes out victorious when the battle for food supremacy is over.