10 Honest Jingles Sung in a Death Metal Style

YouTuber Jared Dines delivers some more honest jingles for everyone's favorite (or least favorite) global companies—all delivered in the catchy style of death metal. And they're definitely an improvement.

Yeah, those Kesha clones are a real drag, getting glitter in your beer and generally staggering about and treading on your foot and stuff with high heels. Her annoying pop guff has a lot to answer for.

I hope this isn't what is referred to as 'dogging'? Is the scoring system 3 points for the dog between the posts? A plucky little dog manages to get on the pitch in the middle of an Australian rules football match.

If a girl is about to kick a ball in your general direction you have two options; duck & cover or mock her by voguing. I'd recommend the former as would this guy, once his nose has stopped bleeding...

So apparently Lindsay Lohan likes conducting coitus, now that is news. And it seems she likes to have sex with both sexes, so that’s another shocking bit of news for us all as well. Tell us something we don't know!

I think it actually grasps the concept but, like all cats, it just flat out hates people telling it what to do.

It's only February and we're already knee deep in some hilarious news bloopers, which, lets' face it, is pretty much the best thing about the news these days. This collection even features an appearance from Samuel L. Jackson.

A Knockhill Racing Circuit driver gave a cameraman a lesson in hard knocks when his Lamborghini Gallardo lost control and crashed through a barrier. Both men are in stable condition.

This woman is hating on Stephen King, which is ironic really because she looks like something Stephen King might've created in one of his novels, something that came from hell. But that's Twilight fans for you.

This dorm boxing match is over almost as quickly as it began with a well-timed one-two punch. Their dorm looks terrifying. Are these guys in college or lockdown?

Aaron Shutway, an eighth grader from Ohio, shows up LeBron and D. Howard in two ways: he made a trick shot cooler than anything they've done, and he didn't choke in the playoffs.