Annoying Gym Guys

Gyms are full of douchebags. This is a statement of fact. If you have a gym membership there’s a one in five chance that you’re a total dick. That’s why I never go to gyms. I just chill in my moms basement eating pizza rolls.

Thanks to some hydroforming, this British guy put together a steel suit so he can be experience a firework display from inside the very heart of it without sustaining life-threatening injuries. What a whacko.

The WWE's own Olympic hopeful gets psyched about standing on that hallowed podium and decides to enter the fray. Not just for wrestling though, he's going to try and cover all bases, just to be sure...

And this is why you shouldn't stand too close to the track during a drift competition, because if you do you may end up getting hurt—although, it was the last clap that created this incident. Never clap more than once.

Conan O'Brien's insanely cheap propmaster, Bill Tull, shares a few of his creative money-saving tips for this year's holiday season. So if you've still got some gifts to get, then this should help you right out.

This dude has the entire crowd cheering for him until suddenly karma shows up and demonstrates how hard it can hit.

Ever wondered what the world would be like if Tom Cruise, John Travolta and all the other Scientology were actually right about their crazy-ass religion? Here's a taster. It's incredibly depressing.

Touring can seem glamorous, but the reality is far from it—Kunt, from Kunt and the Gang, recalls those nights spent in your hotel room wishing that your only comfort wasn’t your right hand.

Those girls are looking at him, like "What's this demi-douche up to?" But he's owning it like a goddamn boss, full of win, he could out warlock Charlie Sheen. The boy just doesn't give a flying hoot. Go kid!

He's kinda like the highlander. Only another two-tailed fox can kill him and I don't know about you but I don't see any two tailed foxes around here. Maybe he should buy a big book of sudoku or something?

A father and daughter are kayaking and spot some whales, when one of the whales turned and came towards them and swam underneath their kayaks—next thing they know they're getting lifted onto the back of one.