Always Take A Packed Lunch

It's a smart idea to always have some food with you in case you find yourself miles from anywhere and feel a little peckish. Make sure you wrap it up to keep it fresh, or better still, make sure it's still alive. Nom.

It's good to know in a time of crisis that you always have a government service looking for your back, a group of people who will stop at nothing to bring criminals to justice. Scarlett Johanssen must be relieved!?

He's an odd looking fella, but one that you can definitely pick out of a crowd. Even more so now that he's styling himself after Vanilla Ice...

She's got NES panties on, the Linux penguin, Tux, on her tee and she's suggestively sucking on a Wii-mote.

As told by their hair. It's almost as if they have not been to a barber during their days together!

The movies abide by their own laws, where all delivery trucks are actually government spies, no one can shoot properly and all the other incongruous things that never happen in real life. To help you here's a handy chart.

I'm not sure what exactly is going on here and I'm not sure I want to either.

The ability to fall asleep at any time sounds cool, but if you're not in control of it, it goes from cool to crappy pretty damn fast. Especially when you're on a swing.

If you dive into the murky depth of the ocean in search of thrills and adventure you might just find it! Problem is it might be waay bigger than you and in the mood for a tasty human snack.

You have here a selection of women of all different nationalities, from Sweden, Japan, USA to the far east -- all the beautiful colours of womankind is here on display, but can you spot the odd one out? Look closely now.

Some kids’ parents try and hide the fact their young ones are a bit tubby and geeky. Not this little guy. Not only has he recognised he resembles an animated cartoon, he’s gone and made an effort to look more like it. GENIUS!