Always Check Your Status Before Posting!

This is such a blatant double-entendre that it makes you wonder if maybe she subconsciously meant to post it - LMAO!

Vampires age SO well. He doesn't look a day over seventeen to me! Maybe soon he'll finally get himself a piece, but just remember Edward, lay off of those love-bites!

An adult should be able to make their own choices, but giving a child myth is tragic and negligent. Just remember kids, religion is for silly grown-ups and can end in death!

You never know when a plague will ravage the land and the dead suddenly become the 'undead', rise up out of the ground and go of in search of your brain in order to crave their eternal hunger. Always good to be prepared!

If these were available in all sporting goods stores, there would be no need for any other brands. This thing is awesome. Also, it makes a great companion if you're forever alone on a desert island.

Just a quick word of warning; if you EVER meet a bear smoking a cigarette, run. Run like you're never run before. Get Forest Gump up in this mofo. You life depends on it.

It'll turn you from a llama into a teen heart throb, but no guy will ever respect you and your career will most likely be over before it began. That's what you get for using a 4 bladed razer I guess...

Hey, if I was a bird I'd totally hitch a ride. Maybe not on a big predatory looking bastard like this, I don't wanna end up as his dinner. Still, pretty dope tho.

He's a shoe in for the role of shampoo spokesperson. All you have to do is glance at his long flowing locks and before you know it you're at the store screaming "SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!" at the check out girl.

This is a tricky one, because if you answer yes then you risk losing the very life you treasure so much. But if you say no, then you lose the very ninja you treasure so much. Hmmm...

I have no idea what this is, who made it, how or why, all I know is I want one. I'd also like a Twinkie that looks like a shark while you're at it and maybe a pint of beer that looks like a space rocket.