Ab-solute Pleasure

It's often said that you never forget the first time, that unforgettable buzz, the pulsing electric feel...

Carl's obviously been at the peyote again, because he's making about as much sense as a Wookie on Endor. He's making less sense than that whole Justin Bieber Paternity test. Sounds delicious though...

Chances are you really wanted to be good at yoyoing as a kid, but in reality your yoyo just smashed into the ground every time you attempted to do a trick—this kid doesn't have that problem.

If your a parent and you get frustrated with your kids when they misbehave remember things could be worse.

It's a work of art - College kid gets OWNED!

Nik Lewis, wide receiver with the Calgary Stampede, leaps over his oncoming defender. Those Canadians. There's nothing they won't do to gain our approval.

As the end of the world approaches, don't let that put you off kissing that cute girl/boy/zombie you've secretly been in love with and max'ing' out your credit cards as you try anything to laid. See, it isn't all bad news!

Skydive Dubai sponsored Soul Flyers World Champions Vince Reffet and Fred Fugen to break a new World Record by BASE jumping from above the pinnacle of the World's Tallest Building. Holy crap.

A power lifter attempts to bench press roughly 700lbs but his hand slips off the bar and breaks his chest bone.

I want my money back; that horse in the front took a dive and lost the race! Luckily, both the horses and the jockeys came away with only minor injuries.

Disappointed with the ending of the Harry Potter film series? Not enough Master Chief in it for you? Well fear not, here's how the last film should've ended. Maybe they can bring out a director's cut on the DVD?