And you thought February had got away with it, but no, here is the roundup of all the people who had a bad month. Will the internet ever get tired of seeing people fall over and injure themselves? No, no it won’t.

This chick tries to climb a barrier at a gig and gets more than she bargained for when her shorts get stuck on the top of a fence. I've never seen a wedgie so powerful that it ripped denim. Kudos, girl that's gotta hurt.

Sick of party guests gawping at your furry crevice? Want to fill in that unsightly bumcrack with something a little more visually appealing? Well, now you can thanks to new Crack Spackle. Awesome.

Literal versions may be played out, MSPaint stuff may be passe, but Thrift Shop? That tune is a class act. No matter what you do, if you're doing it to a Macklemore track I'm probably going to enjoy it...

It's hard to tell whether the CDs break because the speaker is so powerful or because the guy's choice of music sucks so much ass. To be honest if you put me near that music I'd probably fall to pieces too. Beats the alternative.

This is Zoe, a guitarist in that band, playing Sweet Child of Mine back when she was only six years old. Something tells me good things are going to happen to this kid.

If you’re worried what gay marriage might do to straight marriage, then look no further than this video to stoke your fire. These terrifying conversations are occurring in the homes of straight couples everywhere right now.

Typical overachiever. Sure, it's impressive, but wouldn't you rather he could do something a little less nerdy and a little more useful, like help get hot women to a lame ass college party? I bet he does...

This guy not only has mad skills but also a miniature motorbike and a tiny little dirt track in his back yard. What more do you want from him? Party tricks? Well, it just so happens he has one of those too!

Oh wow. Only on the internet could a video containing this much raw awesome be found in it's natural habitat. Sure, it might just look like a weirdo dancing, but look closer. IT. IS AWESOME!!!

Want an automatic ketchup delivery system? Tough titties. That dream is still a little ways off yet. Sure, there are people working on it, but they're not exactly humanity's best and brightest...

After impaling his junk on this post, this guy will always have this video to remind him of the last time he was one of the guys.

Peter Serafinowicz is Kevin Spacey. Or maybe Kevin Spacey is Peter Serafinowicz, it’s hard to tell. But whoever is whoever, this is an absolute tour de force of acting skillz that deserves an Oscar.

I guess these half-court shots aren't as hard as they look. First a guy overpowers a perfectly aimed one and now a cheerleader scores one while doing a freaking handstand. Girl's got skills, yo.

Winning a grand for a single half-court swoosh might sound pretty tricky, but this guy makes it look easy. So easy in fact that he cranks up the power and gets the wedged. Still gets the dough though. Like a boss.

Behold! The trailer for 1989 movie Moontrap, an alien artifact and bringing it back to earth. But, uh-oh, that alien artifact is an extraterristial war robot and all kinds of shit hits the fan, including the special FX.

This is the absolute nightmare scenario when it comes to chain lifts. Well, maybe with the addition of an evil clown or two and his pants falling down just before he drops, but still. It's pretty bad...

Attach a paintball cannon to the from of a car and what do you got? A whole lot of fun, that's what. Not sure of the exact rules here, they seem to be making it up as they go, but it sure looks like fun!

You might have thought you'd seen a cool wheelie before. You haven't. This dude reset the bar for coolness when he pulled off this little beauty. Bench-pressing while busting out a wheelie. Legendary skills.

People going into a beauty shop to get their hair done are the perfect prey to subject to a few scares. Innocently sitting there looking in the mirror, they get a fright when they see a ghostly apparition appear.