Having the wife decide on a ridiculous name for your first born is a bitter pill to swallow. Especially if the name is both ugly and hilarious. Still, take a big swig of delicious beverage and console yourself.

Everything is improved with the addition of a portal gun and Street Fighter 2 is no exception. ThePixelKingdom explores the benefits of the gun in-game and animates some of the more interesting applications.

A pole dancing instructor demonstrates amazing control with moves so smooth she could single handedly take this sport to the Olympics. I'd definitely be an avid supporter sitting in the front row.

There's a multitude of videos out there on the internet of people being knocked out but I can guarantee that this isn't a method you will have seen before. My only guess is that this guy has narcalepsy.

I don't know a lot about pirouettes, but I can tell that busting out 40 of them in a row is an impressive feat. The kicker is that this kid is only 8 years old. Apparently the previous world record was 36.

Those girls are looking at him, like "What's this demi-douche up to?" But he's owning it like a goddamn boss, full of win, he could out warlock Charlie Sheen. The boy just doesn't give a flying hoot. Go kid!

Have you ever hit the 'Reply All' button on a work email by mistake? Well that's what has happened to this poor guy and somehow he has to get to the recipients inboxs' before they read it!

Sometimes you can take things waay too far in the pursuit of impressing chicks - His crotch is now officially a fire hazard, which just gives girls a perfectly legitimate reason to avoid it.

You may think the answer to this one is obvious, but it’s a red herring, so why it is we feel the need to lock lips? If nothing else you’ll learn that the scientific name for studying kissing is “philematology”.

Seeing a trick like this in 100fps slow motion really makes you appreciate the precision and skill levels involved. It also means you get to laugh at the weird cow noises that his friends make afterwards.

Not content with creating and playing chiptunes this dude has created his very own chiptune guitar. Studded with effects pedals and even an old Atari controller, not only does it look awesome but it sounds great too!

If Chuck Norris turned ninja like a boss, when he was saving the world from evil alien forces made from dark matter and hate the weapon of choice he'd use to fend them off and save the universe would be a ninja Glock. Here's why.

Even on the subway you’re not safe from Michael Bublé’s singing. Because there he is, performing an impromptu acapella version of his “Who’s Lovin’ You”.

Because changing lanes normally is just so goddamn dull. Sometimes you have to mix it up a little, lay some rubber and pray you don't end up in a ditch, on fire. Someone get this man a cookie, stat.

Matt Groening and the gang animate their own amusing take on the opening for Game Of Thrones using springfield as the setting. Even if don't watch Game Of Thrones it's cool to see Burns dressed as a wizard.

Ever wondered what the world would be like if Tom Cruise, John Travolta and all the other Scientology were actually right about their crazy-ass religion? Here's a taster. It's incredibly depressing.

I don't know whether it's the laws of physics, Newton's Law, Friction or Torque that causes this weirdness to occur but I do know one thing. It sure is purdy. Kinda mesmerising. I could watch this all day.

Threads was aired on 1984 to an unsuspecting British public and, in just one airing, it put the UK off nuclear war for good. It’s grim viewing and just try and imagine how it would’ve impacted its audience in a pre-internet ara.

If you need a hairy man to dance, if no one else can help, and if you can find him, maybe you can hire Matin Nahvi. Oh, and apparently it'll only cost five bucks as well so it's handy if you're on a budget.

This is about as cool as tea parties get. Using a catapult and a bunch of marbles to totally decimate crockery and consumables. Way more fun than a regular old boring tea party with my plush toy collection.