Crack Spackle

Sick of party guests gawping at your furry crevice? Want to fill in that unsightly bumcrack with something a little more visually appealing? Well, now you can thanks to new Crack Spackle. Awesome.

Great Scott! It's not every day you see something this awesome, so savour it. Roads? Where he's going he doesn't need 'Roads'. For once at least nobody will ask him why he's wearing a life preserver...

The lapdog of the Current UK Prime Minister would like to issue a heartfelt apology to all the people he lied to. TBH, it's not his fault. He's the minority in a coalition government. Cameron is the real turd in the punchbowl.

Now, why would any girl have a pole like that in their room? Exercise purposes? Possibly, more likely it's to entertain the lucky ones who get invited back to her abode. And what entertainment that would be.

Kittens have a storied history of misadventures with mittens, and this is just the latest chapter in the story. STOP GIVING KITTENS MITTENS!

In most cases when a civilian tries to confused a policeman with trivialities like the law and due process they get maced in the face and possibly a few thousand volts up their ass. This is one of those rare occasions where law triumphs!

Crazy DIY inventor Colin Furze is back again with another ridiculously insane (and dangerous) new invention. As you can see in the video above, the jet kart looks bananas and looks like something straight out of Mario Kart.

A BMW goes airborne after clipping the car in front of him but still manages to escape the huge highway accident he creates.

Taylor Swift’s music never sounded so good, as Samuel L sings his version of her hit “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together”. Perhaps “sing” is too strong a word here - Still, it beats listening to the original.

This is breaking news. Toddler-faced teen goon Bieber is actually a nasty predatory pedo who disguises himself as a pre-adolescent sexless emo just to attract teenage girls. Shocking .....And true!?

Sometimes you just get carried away and see red & attack everyone on the ice - That's managements subtle way of saying 'No contract extension for you!'