Baby Fanny

Having the wife decide on a ridiculous name for your first born is a bitter pill to swallow. Especially if the name is both ugly and hilarious. Still, take a big swig of delicious beverage and console yourself.

Now here's a brilliant prank to play at your local car wash establishment this weekend. Would you wash a car that looked like it had been in a hit and run? I know i would, charge double!

I'm sure if you are a feline then there is no substitute for some fine pussy - Butt there are some rules to observe! - It is pretty difficult to explain to a cat that there's no touching!

Not only does she forget the words to the US National Anthem, but watch what happens when she comes back out to give it another shot.

If you thought Badminton was just Tennis' slightly effeminate cousin, well, you'd be right but that doesn't mean it's not pretty damn awesome to watch when the players are good. This is about as good as it gets.

It doesn't take a genius to see that he could've used a much shorter ladder to make it over the fence and into the pool, but it might take a doctor to help him walk again.

Having an intensely awkward demeanor doesn't mean you can't be a comedian. Take this guy for instance. He's probably the most awkward guy I've ever seen but despite only having heard one joke he's my new favorite comedian!

I wouldn't mind being stuck on a desert island with this honey, in fact I'd pay good money to be stuck on a deserted island with her!

If you’re unfamiliar with the local dialects of the British Isles, then let voice coach Andrew Jack school you in their diversities - where people sometimes even sound a bit drunk.” LOL

Dwarf Vader explains how his Xmas was ruined by the re-purposed leg-wear of his repellent mother-in-law. The only thing that could have rescued it from fail would have been a bound and gagged Jamie Cullen and blowtorch.

He might not look like he gets all the girls but with his winning formula of a super sweet jacket, prescription eyewear and impressive bowling skills there's no way that Cassanova over here is gonna strike out.