Even Plants Eat Meat

Sure, it's not a watertight argument against abstaining from tasty tasty meats, but it's an excuse to mock that supercilious yet unhealthy looking mate of yours. Venus fly-trap casserole anybody?

You know what, i reckon George Orwell onto something when he wrote his classic novel 1984? Is LOLspeak the new Newspeak? Sport in 5... It's almost too scary to contemplate :(

Whoa! That's pretty hazardous, however isn't it also bad to try to hold it in? And what about SBDs? Do they count? What if I pee and fart at the same time, would that counteract the danger?

What makes Papa Smurf happy? Smurfettes of course! Just present him with an innocent little Smurf chick and you'll see a wicked grin develop on his face before you can say "Run girl....RUN!!!"

I only wonder what this girl thought people would think of this..

Amazon has just confirmed what we have always known. Take the hint people, get off WoW and get a life!

This is the girl only Halo guys dream of..

Ahhhh, the golden age of the interwebs, what a time that was, such innocence! It starts off slow but it was all worth it for Redtube in the 1900's!

When someone says to a woman, "Put your face on", it isn't just a figure of speech. So be careful the next time you meet up with a cute girl, lurking beneath the pretty face could be Steve Buscemi.

Uploading sexy photos of yourself online is a business fraught with danger. There are many pitfalls to avoid, least of all making yourself look sexy and alluring. This girl seems to have fallen at the first hurdle.

Oh very funny mister book shop owner. You probably think you're pretty damn clever right about now. And you are. Have a cookie and enjoy your win!