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You know what, i reckon George Orwell onto something when he wrote his classic novel 1984? Is LOLspeak the new Newspeak? Sport in 5... It's almost too scary to contemplate :(

You ever seen Vin Diesel in The Fast & The Furious film saga, well, thats me, thats exactly how i drive, i live to drive fast, nothing can catch me i'm.... WAIT .... Is that a cop car over there. Damn, better slow down!

It don't matter how big you are, size is totally unimportant in these circumstances, it's all about what you do with it...oh, and of course what color it's painted!

Perhaps if Twilight were to approach some of the players for possible roles in future movies, they might pick up more of a male following as well!

With recent events gun laws have come into question. Once Barack is done amending them he can try and get Brie legalised again? Perhaps?

Kids, they are humanities last hope, lets hope they work hard and play HARDER! I really hope my children grow up to be as awesome as this.

You can't argue with the slogan for this pair of gardening gloves. But what's worrying is if you need a pair of thick gardening gloves just to take Captain Picard to warp speed, what the hell has happened down there?

There's a new theme park in town! However, you better go visit the Death Star pretty quickly, I hear the rebels are closing in!

Listen up guys, intel tells us someone within our ranks has been sharing secrets about which garbage cans are the best to hit to those damn cats! If I find out who the traitor is, there will be hell to pay!

Whale stealing UFOs are a huge problem in the world today. Greenpeace has been battling the problem by trying to ram the UFOs with their boats, but it's just no match for the lasers!