Search Algorithms Never Lie

Amazon has just confirmed what we have always known. Take the hint people, get off WoW and get a life!

Take note ladies, do not let your husbands make your kids costumes. Yeah, they might be good at putting things together, but their lack of common sense will get you!

It's amazing what you can buy in a shopping mart nowadays, forget the old days of food and daily essentials, today's mom can pretty much get anything she wants. Even offspring.

You had me at 'Jack'...Actually you had me right up to the bit where you mentioned a turban and i had to squint my eyes very hard to believe that this was all true....Still!?

Walruses are large, terrifying beasts, who pull their behemoth bodies along, showing off their giant tusks that could rip through your body like a hit knife through butter. But killing them is easy, when you know how.

You know what, i reckon George Orwell onto something when he wrote his classic novel 1984? Is LOLspeak the new Newspeak? Sport in 5... It's almost too scary to contemplate :(

The blackboard is the stuff of contention and this shows an example of the Rashomon effect, where different people see different things, making the contents of this image the one unerring truth in an ever changing universe.

Why is it that Apple can come up with all kinds of awesome new technologies, but they can't come up with a simple fix for a huge problem like this?

Yep, i'm sure we all feel secretly scared about getting old, but wait, it has some serious advantages. The greatest thing about being old is being able to say exactly whatever the hell you like.

Well you have now. And your life is very near complete, all you need to do to make it full is meet this dog. Then you can truly say you've lived, you've lived a fulfilling life of richness and meaning.

Up in the heavens a cosmic ballet unfolds across the blackness of space, stars are born, solar systems die, as creation and destruction intertwine like lovers. But back here on earth, we've got far more important things to do.