Mystery Books

Oh very funny mister book shop owner. You probably think you're pretty damn clever right about now. And you are. Have a cookie and enjoy your win!

If you thought the little dead twins from The Shining were petrifying, you ain't seen nothing yet. What if they looked like Spongebob Squarepants? *shudder*

Ah the mushroom. Always a drag. Unless of course it's a purple ringer, then it's all fun and games!

WTF? This looks like that little girl that was standing in front of the burning house with that funky smirk on her face, but only younger!

This girl starts out looking hot and then the face dysmorphia sets in and she turns aquatic. Why o why would she do such a thing? What next, is she going to grow gills and go live under the sea?

Oh noes. Cover all young children's eyes and call the police. Seems that the exploring game doesn't pay like it used to. So Dora's going where no other children's entertainer has been before :(

What do you do when you're trying to take some lovely wedding photos and then you're attacked by the undead? Well, you do the only thing you can do, you pick up the nearest weapon to hand and start crushing zombie skull.

For the morons who don't know how to wear a hat..

You've seen the film, read the book & got the tee & now it's finally happening, something you've been waiting your whole life for and NOW you are actually doing it, just, JUST don't blow it!

This is just like Inception, but with a focus on urine instead of, you know, that other stuff. Just think of it as Pee-ception. And thank God, there's no annoying bit about a dead wife, or kids, or Leonardo, etc.

They used to show music videos, but that was back in the days when music was still actually good, before Justin Bieber ruined it forever.