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Oh very funny mister book shop owner. You probably think you're pretty damn clever right about now. And you are. Have a cookie and enjoy your win!
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Nosa
Too many compliments too little space, tnhaks!
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So there's three fine looking girls to choose from. The decision on which one to go for is made a little easier by this simple observation...."NONE OF THEM FOOL!" - Always check age fist instead of limber limbs.
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Life's eternal question and if you get it wrong it could mean a whole world of pain! but never fear, follow this helpful guide and you will be set for a life of bliss!
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Something tells me that if anyone, ever, on the entire planet turns up at a party wearing this little gem around their neck then no red-blooded male who is there will be getting laid that night. Like a BOSS!
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If it came to a point where the hordes of the undead had managed to consume the flesh of the living and then they turned their rotting, salivating jaws to the heroes and villains of fiction, well then we'd really be in trouble.
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Looks like Barbie has checked into a Hollywood plastic-plastic surgeon as some comparison shots from the 90's to present day show. Problem is she was pretty much all plastic to begin with!
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The really high guy meme is an internet classic. You know times are changing when people are seeing internet memes in inanimate objects rather than apparitions of our lord and savior. I think i prefer it this way though.
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Even superheroes are feeling the burn in these austere times, and it just sickens me to the bat teeth. Gone are the days when the Batman would pimp it out in his turbo-charged vehicle. Dark knight days, indeed.
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Ah, this explains everything! Don't worry Mark, I'm sure special guest starring in cartoons and at Sci-Fi conventions will make just as much money!
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It's the little things that really matter, forget noming on a seal or dreaming about inviting a penguin over for dinner, what this bear really wants is his T-U-B-E!
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I certainly hope they were practicing safe sex!
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