Am I Doing This Right?

So I heard about this tea bagging thing. What the hell is the big deal, i just don't get it?? I finally have a sleeping victim, i'm ready for action. This is what I'm supposed to do, right?

You can just imagine the sky-shattering cry erupting from this little dude's lungs. Give him another year and he'll be head first in the mosh pit breaking people's noses and smashing their skulls with the power of Beelzebub.

I really hope he does go bald, and soon. It's no more than that Donny Osmond looking douchenozzle crooner deserves. LOL J/K, I love him. Got all his albums. <3

All you need to complete the illusion is go around telling people how incredibly rich and talented you are without pausing to take breath until they shoot you.

When someone says to a woman, "Put your face on", it isn't just a figure of speech. So be careful the next time you meet up with a cute girl, lurking beneath the pretty face could be Steve Buscemi.

Rappers do! Seriously though, it's about time the video game violence debate was put to bed. Games are no worse than any other form of media.

So, you've made a decision to abstain from sexual relations with the opposite sex and you seem to be doing pretty well with it all. That was before the summer arrived and you hit the beach. You are now doomed to FAIL!

It doesn't always work out in real life like it does in the movies. Well, unless the film you're talking about is The Runaway Bride, in which case, maybe...

You know when you just have to send that text message - It looks like this was one of those times.

Whale stealing UFOs are a huge problem in the world today. Greenpeace has been battling the problem by trying to ram the UFOs with their boats, but it's just no match for the lasers!

Have you ever heard the saying, 'pets often resemble their owners'?