Instant Rapper

All you need to complete the illusion is go around telling people how incredibly rich and talented you are without pausing to take breath until they shoot you.

It's a wild snorlax and I think it may be trying to eat him, get that man a strong pint of espresso and a flamethrower. Everyone else stand back, any sudden movement could excite it & then everyone in the room'll be in trouble.

You know you're a total geek if your loved ones get you a cake like this for your birthday and you actually compile it to make sure it's correct!

If not for your safety, do it for the animals'..

You've seen the film, read the book & got the tee & now it's finally happening, something you've been waiting your whole life for and NOW you are actually doing it, just, JUST don't blow it!

If you're being bullied at school and want a surefire way to make it stop immediately, Steven Fry has some pretty damn good advice. The man is a freaking genius.

Some kids will go to any lengths to get their parent's attention, sometimes it goes waay too far - "Will you give me attention now? What about now, am I interesting yet?"

If you thought that the death of Steve Jobs would put an end to those Steve & Bill picture memes then you were sadly wrong. Even from beyond the grave Steve will be the butt of Bill's jokes.

This has the vague whiff of racism about it but I can't put my finger on the precise moment or sentiment. Still, It's Abe Lincoln choking out Kanye, so even if it IS racist, it's the kinda racism we can all enjoy.

Vampires age SO well. He doesn't look a day over seventeen to me! Maybe soon he'll finally get himself a piece, but just remember Edward, lay off of those love-bites!

Bored of real life, nothing going your way? Why not do what this guy did and create a Sim of yourself and live out your weird fantasies in a virtual world. Then go see a psychiatrist you goddamn freak.