Happily Ever After

It doesn't always work out in real life like it does in the movies. Well, unless the film you're talking about is The Runaway Bride, in which case, maybe...

You know all those total loser dweeboids who update their Facebook status on a Friday night and stuff. What wastes of space, right? Well, you know how someone would know that right? Loser.

Most gingers are harmless, though there is a minority that carry with them an inexplicable evil. A darkness that cannot be purged. Those are the ones nightmares are made of.

This kid apparently has a father that knows exactly what he's doing. This is a note the 5 1/2 year old wrote to his mother. He was wearing a white tank-top at the time!

I know what you are thinking, there is NO way some silly test can determine what is my all-time favourite film without asking me any movie trivia questions to find out. But the shocking truth is it CAN!!!

If animals could text the world would be a much different place. Well, not really, it'd be pretty much exactly the same except you'd need to pay for your pet's phonebills as well as your own. F#ck that.

Ah, video games. Ah, nostalgia. Ah, video games and nostalgia! Together they can make grown geeks cry with wistful yearnings and make your eyes bulge with excitement.

There's no fun like ripping it out of hipster culture. It's become a new sport that seems to have consumed the internet. And here's a few sappy hipster sayings given a work over so that they don't sound quite so goddamn pathetic.

With summer approaching it means Hollywood bring out the big guns and the effects-laden action movies to try and get everyone out of the sun and into a darkened cinema. But you know you'll just illegally download them instead.

If the zoo you're visitng claims to have a tiger but all it has is one of these, you should totally go and get your money back. That's false advertising, that is.

When the old religious debate rears its head, none of those ardent believers ever come up with cold hard stats. It’s always allusions to how Christ can help us, how the answer to all our questions is in the Bible.