Gamers Don't Kill People

Rappers do! Seriously though, it's about time the video game violence debate was put to bed. Games are no worse than any other form of media.

Wait, you mean that this milk I'm drinking hasn't been freshly squeezed from a feline teat? That's disgusting! I demand to see your store's returns policy!

Another picture for all the people out there who just don't get Twilight. Also for those that DO get it but aren't pubescent girls so hate it with every fibre of their being.

It's a pretty convincing argument. And hey, if you're not conviced, try this one on for size: The sun goes up sun goes down. Tide comes in, tide goes out. Never a miscommunication.

What more could you possibly want from a plastic figurine, i can see hours of fun ahead. It comes with six ferral looking cats & features "die alone" action and "insane ramblings" voice effects!

America's biggest head-honcho shows us his more classical side in this stunning self-portrait.

You've seen the film, read the book & got the tee & now it's finally happening, something you've been waiting your whole life for and NOW you are actually doing it, just, JUST don't blow it!

The uses for a hastily photoshopped-in image of Silver medalist McKayla Maroney's myspace face are endless. If you think you can do better, fire up photoshop and get busy. I'll never get tired of this!

Math cat has been casting his eye over your finacial situation and unfortunately he has some bad news for you. That dog you want to buy? Not going to happen. There's no bias here either. Math Cat has spoken.

Well, that just about covers everyone - WTF?