Long Lost Twins?

Have you ever heard the saying, 'pets often resemble their owners'?

The artwork in comic books may look uber cool, but just you try and imitate it in real life. Take the most simple of tasks like sitting on a chair for example, all of a sudden you are in a whole world of pain.

This is a tricky one, because if you answer yes then you risk losing the very life you treasure so much. But if you say no, then you lose the very ninja you treasure so much. Hmmm...

The annoying as hell little helper has broken out of his computer bounds and is spreading his helpfulness in the real world!

Two in the pink, one in the stink. It's one of life's rules, you've just got to follow it. But how the hell did this kid learn that at such a young age?

Damn, now it looks as if the animal kingdom is getting in on the whole photobombing craze, just goes to show you cant' trust any living thing nowadays - What next, aliens?

Just remember - NEVER take your eyes off the ball :)

If you're using a smart car as a weiner extension then it sucks to be you. not only do you drive a seriously lame automobile but you're love truncheon must be roughly the size of a cocktail sausage.

If you've got someone who just won't leave you along, even though you said it was over months ago and they keep stalking you both on and offline, then this is a fail safe way to get them to leave you the hell alone.

I'm sure Ripley believed what Newt told her but i hate to say it kid but you are WRONG! Sometimes they come during the day and take a seat so near to you that they could steal your hotdog!

Well duhh