You Find Yourself In A Room Game

You've probably played a text adventure game before, but not one like this. This is the world's only self aware text adventure game. It knows what it is, it knows what you are. Also it hates you and everything about you. Enjoy!

Develop a potent zombie virus and use it to take over the world one continent at a time, city by city! Not only do you have an ever-increasing army of the undead, but you'll also unlock some celebrity zombies too!

Well, it's an old skool game so the graphics aren't too hot but the gameplay really carries it. It's hard to tell if it is a critique of modern videogame storytelling & overuse of quicktime events or just an awesome RPG?

A simple platformer full of mysterious doors that rotate the level and require to to solve perspective shifting puzzles while dodging security guards and collecting swipe-card keys for locked doors.

A simple game of accuracy, reactions and chopping cute kittens into fillets of feline sushi ! That's right! Grab something sharp and slice up helpless kitties to get revenge for all those rubbish lolcat pics ! Hurrah !

Get ready to go back to a time before old skool was around! Finally, a video game that encapsulates the sheer joy that can be had with those ball bearing maze toys that even your grandad thinks are retro.

Are you 'Man' enough to rile an ostrich by pounding it with eggs? Well there's only one way to find that out. And that is to pit your sorry ass against this set of manly challenges and see if you're tougher than Chuck Norris's gonads.

Leap from platform to platform by only ever pressing one button. It might sound easy, but it's harder than it looks. You'll need perfect timing and platform prowess to beat this.

A simple block based tetris style game where the only objective is to destroy all the grey blocks in each level before the timer runs out. Line up 3 or more coloured blocks and use their explosion to clear away the greys. Addictive.

Collect all the shine sprites and defeat Bowser to save the Mushroom Kingdom! Use the arrow keys to move (UP to enter a level) and SPACE or Z to jump.

It's bowling with a very surreal twist, instead of skittles you are aiming for tampons - After you pick your hawt babe player and choose a ball, your ready to get busy trying to get the perfect strike!