You Can't Beat A Good Cucumber!

A wise man once said; The last thing you want after a cucumber sammich is someone else's pubes in your teeth. Durex take their advertising to bold and disgusting new places in an effort to get them banned from the television.

In a bold attempt to prove that advertisers have absolutely zero imagination, these guys have decided to sell a drain cleaning agent using sex. If you scrape the bottom of the barrel long enough, it's all you can achieve.

If Chuck Norris turned ninja like a boss, when he was saving the world from evil alien forces made from dark matter and hate the weapon of choice he'd use to fend them off and save the universe would be a ninja Glock. Here's why.

The infamous "Dictator" appears on morning TV in Australia. He doesn't pull any punches and has more than likely caused the producer of the show to get fired...

Rap was a newer musical art form back in the 80s and people didn't know what it was. Thank goodness these kids came around to explain it. Now you can hit the streets and get your cred!

This is WEIRD! If you want a cigarette lit or a BBQ started and you want it done in style, you better talk to this guy. It may take him a few minutes to get his oral inferno all fired up but it's well worth the wait.

There sure is a lot of cat videos on the internet, but where do they all come from? Well, contrary to what you might believe, they're painstakingly produced using the most advanced CGI know to man. And cat.

Deep in the rain forests of the Amazon it looks like the horror of Starship Troopers has finally come true, there is some kind of large smart bug spreading infection amongst the local population and it aint pretty!

Skater jumps down a flight of stairs and straight in front of the path of a speeding car. Great work dipsh!t

Sure, it's probably not much use on the battlefield but I guess it shows they train fairly diligently. If you don't take your eyes away every now and then I'm sure it starts to melt your brain a little...

It's basically a Christmas tradition to revisit this video every year. Here's hoping that Santa landed on your truck with all the presents you wanted this year!