Who Did You Exploit Today?

Working on Wallstreet. It's like working at an all you can exploit buffet. Still at least they occasionally get a reality check when a little girl with a mic offers them a napkin to wipe the blood from their hands.

Some dude falls off his bike during a race and the guy behind him doesn't have time to react and runs him over.

Try and sit through this two minute video without squirming in your seat. It’s uncomfortable viewing as TV show ‘Dr. Phil’ gets all dialogue removed so we’re left with stunted silence and tearful looks.

They might peep through your windows while you get jiggy on the sofa with your partner & gross you out with horror stories about your rancid mattress, but what’s that compared to getting a perfect slumber in your own bed.

When you're drunk you get the dumbest ideas in your head, "I know, I'll just walk through here, it'll be fun. Wait, the rooms spinning and so is the floor. OMG" And fun it will be, but not for you buddy.

Hey seagull, WELCOME TO AMERICA. This is what happens if you're a seagull that is trying to steal American freedoms by eating the food that people have left out for you. You get caught, held aloft and mocked.

This dorm boxing match is over almost as quickly as it began with a well-timed one-two punch. Their dorm looks terrifying. Are these guys in college or lockdown?

Well, what the hell did they think was going to happen? Maybe he just shouldn’t put a highly flammable liquid on a fire and expect it to not go crazy. Maybe.

Most Asian adverts don't make a whole lot of sense but they're sure to make you watch until the very end precisely because of that WTF factor. So there's something to be said for incomprehensibility.

Rollerblading is dangerous on its own. But, what if you rollerbladed behind a motorcycle, connected only by a thin rope? In Pakistan? Well, that's a level of danger and/or teasing we barely know.

Soccer is a game of balance and agility, or so I thought...