Whistle While You Work

It's an old saying, that even the seven dwarfs tweeted while they were on the job. But this Cockatiel is taking it a little further and is having a good old whistle while he does his best to plant his seed for the future. PLAYA!

Easily the most adorable animal abuse you've seen today.

Each week the Apprentice contestants, a bunch of shuffling, preening, f-tards slither into Sith Lord Sugar’s mock-office to bitch and whine and back stab about who was the most incompetent mongoloid in the show that week.

It's huge wide blade will sheer through armour like it was butter. To demonstrate this, here is a fat man wearing a tie, chopping up toilet roll tubes & coke cans. Seriously though, when he moves on to pork it gets impressive...

Strangely, there is such a thing as having sex sober—yeah it sounds bizarre but it does happen. Allegedly. And this sketch shows a couple deciding to have sex sober, and what a big deal that is. Weirdoes.

If you want lifelong resentment from your children then this is the way to go. Later everyone will agree that this candy egg prank marks the day that this kid began to hate his parents. Well it has to start somewhere.

Jessica Vanessa used to be a kindergarten teacher, but gave it all up to become a professional twerker. That’s right kids forget about an education, giving or getting, instead shake your rump on Vine.

If he has one flaw its parallel parking. If he has two, it's parallel parking and stairs. If he has three, then it's 'what the hell is he doing out in a condition like this in the first place!?'

I haven't watched Sailor Moon for years, but I'm pretty sure that it wasn't 30 minutes of dry humping. WTF!?!

What would the King of Rock and Roll sound like if you took away the chords that made him king? Mario Wienerroither is back with another Musicless Musicvideo, this time filtering out the music from Elvis Presley’s “Blue Suede Shoes.”

Olé for CUBAN ZOMBIES! Being Cuba's first real horror movie, "Juan Of The Dead" comes as a Latin take on zombie comedy flicks, reminiscing "Shaun Of The Dead", but just a little, as it has it's own unique dimension.