Watermelon Torture

If television in this country was as awesome as this I might bother watching it. Will it slowly slice in two, explode in a juicy cloud or resist the rubberbands like a fruity boss. Place your bets now!

Two bikers flip over the handlebars and faceplant after trying to showoff in front of a crowd waiting on a street race to start. See it's true, karma is real and happens to douchebags!

A power lifter attempts to bench press roughly 700lbs but his hand slips off the bar and breaks his chest bone.

This guy's got a sick mind but still had a great time performing this little trick.. - LOL

Easily the most adorable animal abuse you've seen today.

When a model falls like this, it's clear she must not be heeling well.

Mountain walking is for pussies, but mountain walking where the path is only half there and falling to your smashed-skull doom is only a step away, well that's a different ball game altogether. So are you a man or a mountain goat?

If you haven't seen Driver, go out and watch it. For the blokes it's got cars and violence, for the ladies it's got Ryan Gosling. Also, watching it means you'll enjoy this TF2 themed spoof all the more.

After this impressive display of finesse and athleticism, she should have her pick of the groomsmen for sure.

This dude comes speeding down the highway swerving in and out of traffic and suddenly loses control and rolls his car off the shoulder. It's good to know there are people driving linke this on our highways :(

These guys move a large crane too quickly and it collapses not only destroying itself but the crane next to it.