Wall Street Monkey

A quick and completely scientific summary of the Occupy protests. Well, the ones that were about the wealth imbalance inherent in capitalist systems, anyway. Monkeys are just so goddamn awesome.

Somehow this lucky train inspector avoids getting crushed by two different trains within seconds of each other. Something tells me that he doesn't need to get THAT close to the vehicles to make an evaluation!?

Behold, the annual Undie Run, a tradition of college campuses up and down the USA. The only event you actually dress ‘down’ to appear in. Everyone is invited, you just need to show up in your undies and run.

Are you sick of those gay, lame perfume commercials, that are supposed to drive women wild? It was only a matter of time before someone made a parody and here it is. Perfect

If animals could talk, huh? Just what would they say, well dogs being the greedy guts that they are would probably go on and on about food like the gluttonous child of Homer Simpson and Peter Griffin. GENIUS.

LOL! Chipmunk-man Gregg Wallace and Australian Droppy John Torode love a bit of in your end-o. What with food being closely related to the sexy-time there’s plenty of opportunity for a bit of nudge-nudge-wink-wink.

They're just like summer fails, but with more people falling into frozen lakes. And of course it's frikking COLD!

Time was, maybe way back before the Industrial Revolution, when being a climate scientist was nothing to shout about, no one even knew about the ozone layer. And now look at them, they have their own rap song.

If the good weather recently has inspired you to have a bbq then please whatever you do don't light it like this. It couldn't have gone much more wrong. NEVER invite these guys to your BBQ.

Need a wingman? Want the best of the best? This one comes with his own aviators and Top Gun theme music! He's guaranteed to get you a date and if he doesn't you can always console yourself with some shirtless volleyball.

Time for some education from two absolute authorities on the subject - Oral, a subject close to all our loins - So next time you’re at home cuddling up on the sofa, you’ll know how to please your man.