WTF News Report

Probably the most refreshingly original news report you will ever see. This guy has obviously not been fully briefed on what it is he's meant to report and as a result the report is truly memorable.

I've never seen park equipment like this before? But this kid probably won't remember it..- LOL

The best I can manage is skydiving on Wii Sports Resort and even that makes me feel a bit queasy with vertigo. I wonder if this guy robs banks in his spare time dressed in a mask of an ex-president? Back off Warchild, seriously.

If soccer is watched by thugs, played by gentlemen and rugby is the opposite, where is the game played by and watched by psychopaths? YO. All you need to get started is a ball, a knife and a slightly unhinged disposition.

When you keep your pet in a jar all day, you have to get it some exercise somehow. Lets just hope the lazer doesn't mutate it into a giant bug that eats you!

When two phones go to war, the internet wins. It's way less controversial than cockfights and cheaper too! have you priced cocks recently? They're kinda pricey. That's inflation for you though, I guess.

If your girlfriend dumps you just make a video like this and she'll be running back to you quicker than you can say "make me a sammich". If this doesn't work then she's a heartless bitch & you're better off with out her.

When it's time to learn the backflip, just hope you are of Russian descent. He's mastered the basics and the next step is to get upside down. Thats when it all starts to go FAIL...But WAIT!?

When the Fox News Team start joining in with an internet meme, that meme is deader than A-line flares with pockets in the knees. It's hilariously painful to watch, like your parents trying to be cool.

Kids never look where they are going. It’s one of the many privileges of being young. Once you’re an adult, there’s no excuse for walking into things and generally being careless. Christ. Being old is rubbish, isn’t it?

Well, this guy really likes balloons.. and he wants to be IN them. - LOL