Twittering At The Altar

Updating Facebook relationship statuses isn't the first thing that most new couples do when they get married, but these two can't even wait to get off the altar. Kinda sad if you think about it :(

He’s definitely one of the characters who isn’t quite so contemptible as the others. He may have no morals when it comes to women and drinking, but he’s no Joffrey when it comes to valuing human life.

Snow White & the dwarves like nothing better then cranking up the choons & having a rave, doped up to the eyeballs on chemicals! He's not called Dopey for nothing you know!

An American soldier in Panama City fancies himself as Rocky Balboa, prances around the ring for an hour or two before squaring up to a guy named Bolo. This was his first mistake of many. "Bolo" is not a name to f#ck with.

American Idol host Ryan Seacrest insults a blind man by trying to high five.

No doubt you've so much talent you're overwhelmed by it, leaving you an inert slob stagnating in front of a computer screen - It's time to stand proud & show the world the creative slob you really are.

Not to add insult to injury, but plummeting before the roof diving ref's signal means an automatic zero from the judges instead of the zero he would've earned.

If you ever come face to face with a cocky bird sitting on your wind shield wiper NEVER turn them on to get rid of him. A crime like that will go down against you. It's a one way ticket to hell my friend.

Although the passenger sounds like he is in a lot of pain everyone involved in this collision was lucky to walk away with only bumps and bruises.

If you're a cat fan and and enjoyer of fine nuggets of factual information then this will be a veritable festival of fun for you eyes, ears and grey matter. There are facts aplenty and they're all about cats. Enjoy.

Get ready for AWESOME! If this master piece doesn't make it to Broadway then there must be something wrong with the world. Arnie puts on his best voice (and gun) for an epic performance!