Tick Tock

This is a student film. What happened to the days when students would stay in bed til gone noon, only getting up to take another hit from the bong and eat some leftover take away. Not good when you've 5 minutes left to live.

Britain's premier sports commentator Anthony Richardson is back to announce this year's Superbowl Semi Finals between Alabama and Notre Dame. Nice of the NFL to include a French team, but the Parisian Cathedral came up short in this thrilling encounter.

Japanese player Keiichl Hirano will never be able to save face in baseball again after taking such a blatant dive during a game.

Matt Romney has a real good sense of humor. The day before the Michigan primary he decides to call his stressed out father with an Arnie soundboard and generate some sponteneous lolz.

I don't think this cop understands that a hit and run doesn't require you to start running and try to apprehend the criminal. On the plus side, it's nice to see London has started deploying its fleet of T-2000s.

This kid has gotten into that rebellious rock and roll music a little early! That means by seven he'll be into soft rock, and as a teenager he'll trying to figure out where to buy cassettes of Pat Boone. 'GO BABY GO!'

Dancer and robot impressionist Chadd Smith (aka MaddChadd) does a flawless impression of a robot eating a sandwich at Village Gourmet in Studio city, California. It's so convincing you wonder if he is actually a robot.

Ember by name, as hot as ten suns by nature! This is the kind of girl you could happily spend eternity with & never get bored. A perfect figure and funbags that would keep you occupied for weeks.

If you are ever gonna throw a batchelor party then this is the kinda girl you need to entertain you - WTF?

Deep in the rain forests of the Amazon it looks like the horror of Starship Troopers has finally come true, there is some kind of large smart bug spreading infection amongst the local population and it aint pretty!

The answer is actually very simple - Drink a LOT.. LOL