The Smartest Cat You'll See All Week

This little guy is the reason burglars are named after cats. He has been successfully sneaking into peoples houses opening doors for years. It's just a matter of time before they take over the planet!

Prepare to vom in your own mouth as an aunt has a clogged pore unclogged for the first time in 25 years. Just be warned that once you’ve pressed play you’ll never be able to unsee this horror show.

If you’ve caught the first two seasons of the hit Netflix series about Columbian drug kingpin and leader of the Medellin Cartel, Pablo Escobar, then you’ll no doubt by hyped for Narcos season 3.

OMG, those mutant bubbles, they’re attacking those poor children who’re just trying too enjoy a day out at the beach! It’s hideous. HIDEOUS! It’s going to be a massacre!

In case you’ve been in a drugged up stupor, a lot went on this last weekend news wise. And one of the tragic events that took place was the death of Amy Winehouse.

Kids, there's nothing like starting them early. Well this cheeky peeker will undoubtedly be keeping this one stored in the 'busted' file for years to come as he gets caught on live TV.

Here you go, you animal humping, scum sniffing, lazy, yellow-bellied, fart eating fucktard, some of the greatest insults the movie world has ever heard. Watch, memorise, insult. Easy.

You think it an absolute outrage for Cinema Sins to even go there with a movie as perfect as this. But they went there, and they come back with over 80 sins committed by Finding Nemo—shame on your Pixar.

If you actually kick through the fence, make sure you're wearing a cup.

Lip syncing in your bedroom to your favourite pop song doesn't sound like the kind of activity that can go spectacularly badly. These two prove that wrong with their hilarious webcam mime routine.

I'll give the cat 10/10 of effort, he's punching at the hair dryer like Rocky pounds meat, but all he's hitting is hot air. It's hard to tell who won but I've got money on the hairdryer for the rematch.