The Purity Bear

Two fully grown consenting adults on a dinner date. Should they continue the evening behind closed doors? Not according to the purity bear. Not unless you want depression, failure and all kinds of STDs.

To advertise their rum they decided to do terrible things to a crocodile. For this they had to issue a formal apology. Then their apology needed apologising for. Stick to making the rum, eh guys?

Apparently, no one ever told this guy you're not supposed to cross the tracks when those red and white arms are down.. OMG

Im guessing this is why home-installed pull up bars have weight restrictions - OMG!

Sometimes love is best expressed through tiny food, so this tiny hamster eating tiny burritos should feel you full of warm feelings and overload you with cuteness. Then you can get back to being bitter once it's finished.

Next time you’re drinking your morning cappuccino, try livening things up a bit by using some urban improv and flirting with the person sitting across the room from you.

Good question.. LOL

If you're thinking about timing a really long event, like waiting for your existing phone contract to run out, then forget about using your iPhone - Prepare to witness the ultimate technology FAIL!

Leopards are such good hunters that they don't even need to go out looking for food. They just lie down, totally camouflaged and wait for their dinner to gallop into their mouths. Wish I could do that with a Nandos chicken...

Spotting celebrities and having your picture taken with them is pretty awesome. You can make all of you facebook friends seethe with jealous rage. Or you could just snap pics with complete strangers...

Sometimes a workman blames his tools, sometimes it's the other way around. A rider bails during a mountain bike race and his bike manages ghost ride and continues without him to finish the race.