The Heinz Au'tomato' Machine

I love technology, important discoveries in science making the world a better place & humanity benefiting from the outcome & thanks to advances in robotics, squeezing out your own sauce will soon be a thing of the past.

Hippies, hipsters, festival freaks, whoever they are they just keep on coming out of the opening in the ground. it's enough to boggle the mind. Just how many people are there in this hole?

You know the one, it sounds like a nursery rhyme, it's played everywhere all the time and you more than likely hate it with a flaming passion. Strangely though, no matter how much you hate it, you really, really love it.

Looking at these pictures has reminded me of something, I've left a stack of washing up indoors...

Ever wondered how to tell when an evil, villainous rooster's plan is about to come to fruition? Just listed to his crow. If it starts out normal and ends like this, make sure you're not standing on a trap door...

The British Isles? What’s all that about, huh? Well it seems that it takes an American to explain the whys and wherefores of this green and pleasant land. That’s gotta hurt.

Everyone is anxiously awaiting his next song all about watermelon!

Just when you least expect it, the world's most pikey bakery swoops in to add lolz to an otherwise tedious interview. There never has and never will be an interview that wouldn't be improved with a plastic bag.

If you thought mime couldn’t be entertaining then you obviously haven’t seen Gamarjobat. From Japan, they imbue lots of humor and slapstick into their very funny physical comedy performance.

Diablo had the cow level, Diablo 3 has Whimsyshire! A magical fantasy land where unicorns and teddy bears roam free through chocolate streams and behind every cloud is a rainbow. It's sickeningly awesome.

This guy looks like he was using a driver instead of a putter! BOOM! HEADSHOT! I bet he didn't even have the courtesy to yell "fore!"