The A-Team!

One of my childhood favorites is being made into a movie. However from this pic, I'm not so sure they selected the right cast. These guys just don't look that tough to me.

It can be a lot of fun, but make sure you bring weapons that can repel the evil might of the pancake demons. They WILL come for you and they WILL try to suck your soul out through your kneecaps.

If you're gonna do something rebellious, then make sure you do something truly hardcore to sick a paw up at the system! Mind you, this mutt probably can't read anyway!?

Oh man, it's a really sad day, your mom was on of the greatest skydiver of her generation and now it's so terrible to hear about what happened. But to remember her, they've named the lake "Lake Yo Mama".

If you're against it then you're an idiot. Like these people. In 40 years time you will look like nothing more than reactionary rednecks who take their religion far too seriously. Which you probably are...

Is this an alien? Could it be a circus freak? No folks, this is the latest in German fashion! WTF?

You know those days when you wake up and feel like you can achieve anything, well the sad truth is that there is a new enemy in your life who will do it's best to thwart all of your best laid plans!

Ok, so maybe for most of us the sight of a pretty girl striking a duck-face post is enough to make us reach for the nearest receptacle to throw up in, but amazingly, not all of us!

It's kinda like looking at one of those impossible triangle things, except it's a bloke's legs. If you can pull off this pose, you are guaranteed to get so much tail...

Might look a bit weird to western eyes but this is a typical scene in Japan. Spreading icing on to you forehead and posing with a mouthful of raw octopus is just how they say 'Hello' over there. It's all in the guidebook...

Do you ever find yourself asking: just how do those entertainment ratings work anyhow? Are pixels an R or an 18+ divided by the amount of internet pr0n you've seen, here's a handy guide, in picture form to make it easy to understand.