The 2014 Oscars Dubbed by an Impressionist

Brock Baker is The Man of a Kajillion Voices and here he does a recap of The 2014 Academy Awards, making them infinitely more hilarious than they were on the night. Brock Baker to host 2015? Someone get the petition started.

The awesome Mullet Whistler gets redubbed so that he's not quite as awesome as he once was and he's no longer whistling. I can't help but think maybe this isn't a redub and it's actually the original...

Yes, it was the day that nothing was happening anywhere in the world, so the news people had nothing to do but stand around and try to look like they weren’t just a waste of salary.

Ok, so you won't die. Mind your step is a street illusion in Stockholm at Sergels torg created by Erik Johansson. It looks totally awesome and must have taken some serious Pythagoras' theorem epicness to do!?

Sometimes it's totally necessary to do something totally unnecessary, like This Week in Unnecessary Censorship, Jimmy Kimmel bleeping out newsreaders & presenters & making them look like they're swearing when they're not.

Probably the best running gag in the whole movie. They're drugs. They're awesome. You don't want them. It turns out he DOES want them, he just doesn't want to pay for them. Easy mistake to make...

Lets face it, Youtube's closed captions were never going to be 100% accurate, but when Rhett and Link add a recursion they spiral into absolute hilarity. If you can even follow what's being said.

A hot chick tied to a chair, and police storming the front doors? Wait a minute... is this Charlie Sheen's house? This is the best house-for-sale advertisement ever.

Forget about the Ancient Greek or Continental European philosophers, the only words of wisdom you'll ever need are from Game of Thrones—just have a watch of these Westeros aphorisms and live by them as if they were your scripture.

There’s… there’s something in my eye, no those aren’t tears, it’s just a bit of dirt or something. Honest. Unless your heart was ripped out and replaced with the cold, then you might find yourself getting a little emotional over this.

I dont know whether this cat has been taught how to do this by its owner or just figured it out on its own. Either way its a pretty damn impressive trick.