Tentacle Wars - Purple Menace Game

I know what you're thinking. Alarm bells are ringing, right? You're on the net and you're staring down the barrel of a link that has something to do with purple tentacles. Don't worry, it's just a game, honest.

Try to play two different games simultaneously & fail abysmally at both of them. Even if you're a hardcorer gaming god this will put your skills to the test & possibly even make you ragequit. Good luck.

Your beloved democratic people's republic is under attack by capitalist dogs. Luckily the ever-victorious iron-willed commander, world leader of the 21st century Kim Jong Il is here to save the day.

Make sure your crash helmet is on tight and the visor is firmly shut coz it's gonna get very dusty out there on the track! It's time for some off-road buggy racing!

Use various types of trees as turrets to defend yourself from waves of attacking evil spirits. It's a pretty standard game type, but with good above average graphics and animations.

Go on adventure and kill as many bits as you can before you precious energy cells run out - There is something strangely satisfying about playing this :)

If you like pinball games you'll love this. It's addictive, cool and there are loads of different areas of the table to explore. Kill tiny little reanimated corpses with gigantic balls of steel!

Your aim in this funky racing game is to race with the kart or hovercraft over 8 different tracks in a spectacular battle to reach the finish first.

A neat dogfighting game that lets you cut you plane's engines totally mid-flight for some cool acrobatics and some insane manouvers. Last for as long as you can against the increasingly devastating opponents.

Finally a version of Tetris where for the 1st time you can truly be one with the block.

It doesn't get any weirder than this! Run around town fornicating with as many fair haired fillies as you can in order to produce a tidal wave of ginger topped offspring. Just don't stay in the sun for too long or you'll burn!