Swimmer's Sex Face

Whether or not he's spanking it, he sure looks like he is. He could just be rearranging, or maybe he just really, really, REALLY likes swimming?

It's pleasing to see the youth of today taking global warming seriously. Good on you, being kind to mother na....oh, wait. Turns out you're a total douche instead. Well done.

If you are engaged in office warfare and you're looking for something that will end the war once and for all, here it is. I call it the cubicle nuke. Enjoy.

If you're gonna do something rebellious, then make sure you do something truly hardcore to sick a paw up at the system! Mind you, this mutt probably can't read anyway!?

Once you can take your eyes off the cute chick in the forground you will notice that all is not as it seems on this subway carriage. Yep, you got it, thats dude's tie is totally clashing with his coat. Uggh.

When it comes to being a total and utter a-hole, this guy is so far ahead of the pack it's not even worth trying. He's really balancing the all old people are so cute and adorable thing to show they're just as much as a douche as the rest of us.

Sometimes public service safety measures make it all to easy for man to have some serious fun - Looks like the last guy was going so fast he went 'Back to the future!'?

One half of this couple is devastated that their significant other is acting all weird and it could spell the end as maybe they don't love the other as much as they once did. Maybe they just hate them now.

Have you ever wondered about the techniques they use on the show to catch the villian would actually work in real life? I mean, they only spend about 5 minutes per episode actually doing any police work!

Those goddamn body scanners, huh? Exposing all our flabby, transfat-ridden bodies. Must be a helluva job. Well here's a way to wind them up while sticking up for your rights: 4th amendment underwear. Take that Mr Security Man!

This little girl takes her love for lizards just a little too far. Something tells me she's a University of Florida fan.