Sweary Brian Blessed

The man is a freaking legend. If it's going to be an outtake anyway then he's damn well going to speak his mind. I could watch this all day. Someone needs to make a channel that just shows Brian Blessed outtakes. Glorious.

You might not be able to teach an old dog new tricks but this doesn't apply to cats. Kaiser is great with my rats, enjoys going on walks, playing in the bath tub and he thrives on doing tricks!

I used to think that wishes coming true was nonsense until I watched this. Right before the one minute mark the collective wishes of all her Youtube viewers proved too powerful and reality caved in. On her head.

You leave the restaurant, you walk her home, she invites you up for a coffee and…you refuse. WTF!? If you refuse then you deserve to get what this guy gets. Waiting’s for losers and people born in the 1950s.

There's nothing like a father and daugher going for a relaxing stroll together, except there's nothing very relaxing about teetering round the edge of a huge chimney hundreds of feet in the air. WTF?

Looks like XZibit has pimped your breakfast. Yo dawg, I heard you like eggs so I put and egg in your egg so you can raise your cholesterol while you raise your cholesterol. Double the flavour, yo.

If these dudes had this level of skill at anything remotely useful they’d be rich & famous. Bedding babes, partying with celebs, develop a raging crack/skag/meth habit, end up in jail, die aged 28.

Terrell Owens was matched up with Joanna Krupa who gets pissed off during The Superstars and not only swears a dozen times in under a minute she blames the loss on T.O.

Anyone who uses social networking knows how important angles are when taking a photo of yourself.

Britain's premier sports commentator Anthony Richardson is back to announce this year's Superbowl Semi Finals between Alabama and Notre Dame. Nice of the NFL to include a French team, but the Parisian Cathedral came up short in this thrilling encounter.

Whatever it is you're expecting to see chasing this screaming girly-man, it's not what is actually chasing him. I promise. Oh, and before you ask; No, you can never get these 18 seconds back. Suck it up.