Substitute Teacher

Teaching in the inner city is no mean feat. Not only do you need to wear a bulletproof vest to work, but you have to get the hang of pronouncing some funky names. Funky names like Dee Nice, A.A.Ron. Word.

The Icelandic Symphony playing the music of John Williams with a little help from a certain Dark Lord - AWESOME!

People have written down things for this cracker to freestyle about and then away he goes. He must impress all the frat boys with these rap skills, that is until a black guy comes along.

Why even attempt backflips? It's not like if you pull it off people will be saying 'Holy crap! I can't believe he did it...a backflip!'. Yet if you fail you snap your neck. OMFG!

This kid spills half his molotov cocktail down his back. How can he be so wasteful when there are so many needy anarchists in London?

The trailer for British comedy Seven Psychopaths gets remade, replacing the human actors with cats. And how could this not fail to be amazing, it’s the sort of thing the internet has wet dreams about.

What a week for the UCLA dumb-ass diva. She’s not the most politically correct person & with a statement like that, it’s pretty much an assurance that what they’re going to say is going to be dumb!

A Dad loads up five kids on his motorcycle and drives them to school in Pakistan.

If you're a fan of cutting implements and blue balls, I've got just the thing! Seriously though, Kate Upton is super hot and this is probably the most compelling advert you will see all week. Bet you visit to their website now.

For those of you wearing hats with stickers on them, here is a handy guide showing you how to remove them so you don't look like such a twat. It's the hood rat equivalent of keeping Teenie Beanie Baby labels on. Grow up.

As if tarantulas weren't creepy enough on their own, here is one that is literally crawling out of it's own skin, videoed using timelapse photography. Incidentally, these spider skins would make awesome gloves.