Spider Bite Babe

Spider bite leaves a huge gaping hole in the side of this lady's face.. SICK-SICK-SICK! - WTF

Time to 'Go wild - Go wild in the country!' - Who ever thought hay baling could be so much fun? Strip down and have a nice fun roll in the hay!

A skydiver jumps out of a plane and hits another jumper knocking him unconscious. Scary stuff, but fortunately his quick-thinking buddies pull his parachute while he's in free-fall.

Gullible passersby get tricked into believing this guy's phone is possessed by a zombie ghost girl. The idiots. Remember kids, it's not polite to make fun of the dead, unless they are the 'un'-dead :)

Some how Ryan Kennedy has managed to get all these people to make invites to his birthday party. Just imagine what would happen if he decided to run for president.

This train/plane/wtf? can get you from New York to LA in 45 minutes, but don't bring any luggage or worry about a boarding pass. And by the way, if you're wondering who the pilot is: Chuck Norris.

Mirrors: Bad for ugly people's self-esteem for over 200,000 years. Calm down lady, it's not like you have never seen that face staring back at you before!

Detroit's famous for producing automobiles & being home to that guy who starred in 8 Mile. While both Eminem & the Motor City have endured plenty of hardships, it didn't stop them from climbing to the top of their game.

This guy is way cooler than the Dos Equis guy by a long shot! And where the hell do I get one of these tiny giraffes from??

Lets face it, cats are adorable and fluffy and wouldn't hurt a fly (unless it looked like a mouse), but piss them off and you get to see their evil side, and it isn't pretty. This kid learns the hard way what happens.

More like an indie coming of age film; perhaps the kind of film Sofia Coppola or Godard might make, than just Ferris just having a day off, hanging out with his best friend & girlfriend. Live & learn people!