Sneezeman - Modern Toss

If you haven't heard of it, Modern Toss is a collection of humerous characters whose lives are expressed through minimalistic, but surprisingly expletive laden comic strips. If puerile comedy is your thing, look it up.

Any guy lucky enough to survive a crash like that unscathed needs to get to Vegas, because he's on a roll.

Sometimes you don't notice something that's staring you in the face until someone points it out to you. In this case it's Stanley Kubrick's use of one-point perspective in so many of his icon shots. How did I not notice this until now!?

This guy freaks out over being recorded at work, yelling "Don't record me!" Seriously? It can't be that big a secret that you work there. Maybe it's because he doesn't wanna be seen on TV without any achievement stars?

I love a cute chick, even if they are slightly overdoing it on the KFC intake, big girls make me hungry - What America's Next Top-Heavy Model contestants lack in skill, they make up in unintentional comedy.

Each week the Apprentice contestants, a bunch of shuffling, preening, f-tards slither into Sith Lord Sugar’s mock-office to bitch and whine and back stab about who was the most incompetent mongoloid in the show that week.

Doing a burn out to load a car onto the back of a lorry was always going to end in tears wasn't it.

Politics can be a difficult business, especially when you are trying to get approval for anything transport related. Simon Pegg’s character is having a tough time trying to explain a new train proposal to Amelia Bullmore.

A soccer player takes a shot off camera and nails this chick in the side of the head with the ball.

It's great to have friends you can trust and rely on not to try and kill you in the name of having a laugh, but no one has friends like that, we all have assholes like this guy.

"Gentlemen STOP your engines!" This lady needs to sleep! Looks like this starter chick was out a bit too late partying the night before a race and promptly passes out on the hood of one of the race cars.