Sneak Attack Karate Kick Fail

Although his sneak attack has failed miserably, he still retains the element of surprise. Everyone will be surprised if he can get up and walk. (Does he say "I blew it?")

Matt Groening and the gang animate their own amusing take on the opening for Game Of Thrones using springfield as the setting. Even if don't watch Game Of Thrones it's cool to see Burns dressed as a wizard.

You see them everywhere, wide eyed crazy guys running around in pink shoes, jabbering away to themselves & shouting out random numbers. Just imagine how annoying it would be if they were armed with a megaphone!

School field trips are always debatable days of boredom, kids being sick on the coach and arguments. No one wants to be there - Indeed, school trips should be crap. But never racist.

Just because you’re a parent doesn’t mean you should stop listening to the good stuff, like the NWA classic “Fuck the Police”. But it does mean you might want to change the lyrics a little so they’re kid-friendly.

In case women can't find a willing man to do this for them, which I'm finding very unlikely considering how desperate the male population of earth is for a bit of action, then you can always buy this electronic device.

This is really a fine example of 'hitting the bottle' and the damage alcohol can do to your boby! - I hope he took a page out of Ivan Drago's book and at least tried to say, 'I must break you.'

So this is what girls get up to when they hang out - They play with dolls until they work themselves into a complete loss of laughter & bladder control.

Ok, so this fan-made tribute might me made out of toilet rolls and paper but that should not distract the ageless beauty of a classic cult film! The special effects might look crap but that's no reason to flush it down the toilet!

Black Friday. Don't do it, people. If you want a tradition worth being a part of then stage a once-a-year looting spree of all your favorite high street tat peddlers. Don't trample your fellow man just to get a 50% off deal, you scumbag.

If you thought Go-Karting was for just for kids, you'd better think again. It's where Senna started off and if this video is anything to go by it's hella fast. If that was me I'd need to pit stop for fresh underwear.