Siri Is Racist

Even iPhone apps are trying to keep a brother down. Using the iPhone's cameras and advanced blackness detecting technology Siri can assess the user's ethnicity and tailor it's racism accordingly. Amazing.

If i was in this situation every water-based disaster movie would come to mind - The Captain's response is probably something you don't want to hear while bouncing in rough seas in the middle of the ocean.

This bird sits on a car's windshield wiper and refuses to be wiped off. There's an 80% chance this bird is evil and a 20% chance that he just needs a ride to the Petco.

I swear they are very close to world domination, as this video shows. When a bunch of cats are about to raid a kitchen they always post a look-out and once again, put Felix on duty.

Going around an airport and “crashing” people’s calls by answering the conversations they’re having - a good way to deal with people who like talking way too loudly on their phones.

I know managers like to skirt round the issues when things don't go their way but this is just the next level. It makes you think is this guy actually insane?

A hot blonde bombshell shows her loves for all her fans on the internet - All the gentlemen in da house go 'DAYUM!'

If you thought being a butcher was an unskiled job, think again. This guy is a freaking artist. His medium is delicious bacon. That makes him the best type of artist as well! Mmmmmm. OM NOM NOM.

Forget closing the door after the horse has bolted! Game. He has it. This chivalrous horse opens doors for mares because he knows a little effort upfront, now, will pay off on the backside later.

Those films would have been far better if the races were set up like these. Sure, it wouldn't be as high octane, but the physical comedy of Vin Diesel pushing his ricer would have more than made up for it.

It's a classic case of '4 wheels good, 2 wheels BAD!' - A MotoGP racers motorcycle stalls at the green light and two guys slam into him at high speeds.