Simon's Cat is Washed Up

Simon's cat is feeling rather sleepy, but he gets a rude awakening—which you should never do to a cat in case they scratch your eyes out or wait it out and get you back when you least expect it.

If you missed out on all the delicious pancake action that was going on yesterday, at least you can console yourself with a video of a super fast white rapper spitting while flippin' pancakes.

Awwwww, bless. Look at this beautiful princess living in an enchanted land with all her enchanted, magical happy friends. But all is not as it seems with this fairy-tale stereotype. Tony Montana, you have competition.

There's been quite a few Jaws movies over the years, but has there been enough? These guys don't seem to think so, especailly if we are ever to see the arrival of the Hoverboard from Back to the Future become a reality.

Sounds lame, but this guy does it clear cups. Glass tumblers and yellow foam balls. You're literally seeing everything and still missing the trick. This man is obviously a witch and should be burned.

She just cant take it any more and she gets busted by her husband at it in the living room.....

As boyfriends go, this guy has raised the bar somewhat and all any man can do is follow in his hobbit-footed path. He relentlessly torments his long-suffering girlfriend with a barrage of LOTR quotes.

What to do with your when you have thin walls and your very noisy amorous neighbours bump uglies? This valiant gent came up with a genius idea and set himself the task of flipping 5 quarters into a cup.

A vicious hook at the bell might of gave the cat on the right a slight advantage in round one.

I must have forgotten how the film went because I sure don't remember this scene going quite like this. Still, when someone drops the C bomb and he's got mad backup, what can you do? Stand there and take it, thats what.

This dude is supposedly the world's top Business Card Throwing Master. They say he never misses so I'll just ignore all the cards on the ground 1:16 into the clip. Still very impressive skill.