Shark Swims Ashore in New Jersey

Are they sure this is on a Jersey shore? Shouldn't the shark be orange, annoying, and nearing the end of his fifteen minutes of fame?

Sometimes the best intentions go unthanked - "We left the receipt in the bag. You could have just returned them." - Just don't eat it!

I know what you're thining; "THIS IS NOTHING LIKE DOA". I'm thinking it too. There's a lack of jiggling and these women are wearing far too much, but you can't deny that they're pretty damn good at the sport.

It might look like some kind of weird stretched van, but in actual fact this is a real-life transformer. It changes from a van into a van and a boat! If it also changed into a robot it would be perfect.

This chick tries to climb a barrier at a gig and gets more than she bargained for when her shorts get stuck on the top of a fence. I've never seen a wedgie so powerful that it ripped denim. Kudos, girl that's gotta hurt.

Ok, truth time, even though it's not a real bullet he's going to be chopping in half it's still pretty damn impressive. Not sure why they had to go to a firing range in the middle of nowhere to do it.

Prepare to die of awkwardness, as a guy takes to the street to approach other guys and ask if they want to go on a date—and the reactions aren't too bad, except for a couple of homophobes who don't take to kindly to it.

So let me get this right, he probably spends all day sniffing other dog's butts, but when it comes to his owner farting he takes offence, al i can assume is what the hell has he been eating?

If this guy was to have a soundtrack to his life, I think dubstep is a damn good call. Despite the fact that he's just staggering around, blind drunk, he's somehow keeping in time with the music and throwing some powerful shapes.

So you tie one on, the night fades to a hazy blur and next thing you know your waking up in a strange woman’s bed feeling quite satisfied with thy bad self.. You Da Man!. NOT!!!

This is very sweet of Nick Offerman, singing this song for his wife Megan Mullally on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. It’s a potty-mouthed tale of blow jobs, buttsecks and smack. And who said romance is dead?