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Mister Weebl obviously has far too much time on his hands. He's only gone and crafted an audio-visual treat for your senses as a way to pay homage to the earthly delights embodied in teeny tiny onions. Bloody weirdo.

Hank the Singing Bottle has something in common with the Governor of California, he'll be back!

JaboOodyDubs tackle another ridonkulously cheesy infomercial. This one is for the ingenious and invaluable tap light; a light that lights up when you tap it. If you want rid of your children, these are for you!

This has both the weird factor and the titillation factor so bravo to it for doing that. A model gets attacked by other creepy models, but they just kind of pose her in weird ways. And they’re all in underwear.

These two BFFs deicded to take a magic carpet ride through their school together. It's probably the gayest thing you will see all day, but at least it's only half as gay as the Twilight series.

When traditional methods for political government don't work then it's time for radical measures - Hilarity ensues as the players in this mission realise they have a special member in their team! OBAMA FTW!

Are all your friends having kids? Does it make you feel anxious and you wish they’d all just fuck off? Don’t stress too much because help is at hand, with this brand new idea of not having kids!

It FINALLY happend. But! The only thing missing from this video is a headshot. Other than that you get to watch the baby-faced clam jouster getting shot up like many of you have no doubt dreamt of. Next target : Miley Cyrus.

Trucks follow different rules to the rest of us on the roads, they just don’t give a fuck. And that’s especially true in Russia, where you want to give them as wide a berth as possible. Or be doomed.

This might not be the sort of pram you want to put your baby in, but don’t deny it’s damn cool. These guys and their souped up pram are hoping to break the sound barrier. OK, maybe not, but they’re hoping to get up to 50mph.

Douchebag alert! Watch Mojo counts down their picks for the douchebagiest characters in movie history, so prepare to feel mixed emotions as you witness some of the vilest and most contemptible characters in movie history.