Sexy Girl Valentines Surprise

Roses are red, violets are blue...if I were the hot babe walking into this bedroom, I'd be surprised too!

This is very sweet of Nick Offerman, singing this song for his wife Megan Mullally on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. It’s a potty-mouthed tale of blow jobs, buttsecks and smack. And who said romance is dead?

You might think it's Sub-Zero's spine ripping one, Jax's arm removal or Reptile's head devouring. You'd be wrong. There is one move that is far, far more brutal than all of these. Check it out.

Easily the most adorable animal abuse you've seen today.

Longboarding is great fun, the only problem is you go very FAST and thats when things start to get hairy. The lead guy spins around just in time to take a 30mph knee to the chin

The only thing he taught these kids is not to eat the floor. OUCH !!!

Remember when your mom told you not to make faces or your face would stay like that? Well, apparently no one ever told this woman - LOL

This looks like so much fun, so why don't you try it in your back yard with some elastic bands and your dads car. What could go wrong? OK, so maybe a lot of things....so get your buddies to try it out first.

This dude loses control of his vehicle at 70mph and besides one minor bump he somehow manages to avoid all other cars on the road.

Fans of COD: Black Ops know that sometimes you need to go DEEP undercover to achieve your goals. And if that means getting all Mission: Impossible Tom Cruise to make sure people's hard drives are at the top of their game.

If you thought regular press-ups were hard, then these probably aren't for you. They combine the extreme physical fitness required for one arm push-ups with the nerdy obsessiveness required to master the Rubik's cube.