Segway Fails Compilation

The ultimate collection of segway fails. Every single one of these is completely incapable of keeping both wheels on the ground and their face off the pavement. There's nothing funnier than a segway crash. Enjoy!

It’s quite difficult to tell who has the bigger breasts in this video, and it’s especially disturbing because both of their t-shirts get wet. It’s in the pursuit of scientific fact and as long as you don’t fap to it then you’re probably safe.

If you've been playing video games since the glory days, this ought to be a familiar sight. Side-scrolling sword swinging adventurer braves a brown and green platformed level. This one comes with it's own song.

Not content with the difficulty of a regular slalom on skis, this dude kicks one off and goes solo. He makes it an astonishing way down the mountain before he bails. I was kinda hoping he'd do a backflip though...

He's the undisputed king of pup.

Have you heard of the toy, StickBomb? Flat wooden sticks are woven together under tension, which then fly apart like dominos when one is removed. So what happens when this toy is pitted against a radio control model WRX STI? Find out in this dramatic, fun

One of the few ways to be a loser and a winner at the same time. It's kinda like being a breakdancing bin man or a call center worker who speaks only in iambic pentameter. Sure, it's cool, but your job still sucks.

Imagine the ending of Free Willy, only if the whale jumped into a frozen lake instead of the ocean. Pretty much the same thing.

If you are gonna slam, make it the face, whats the point of doing anything half-cocked - Make it HURT! - Poor old guy's not paying attention..That HAD to hurt - LOL!!!

They turn this little league game into an all star performance for these young baseball players. - AWESOME!!!

Set off in Japan, this is allegedly the largest firework that has ever been exploded. I say allegedly because there was another large firework that went off over Hiroshima a while back. Not sure if that counts or not.