Salamander Bites Host, Makes Kid Cry

A little boy's salamander bites a TV show host, chaos ensues. Remember no animals were harmed during this taping-- except the talk show host who went deaf and needed a bandage.

Why I'm glad you asked. It's so damn hot even tattoos are running off in search of a cold one. Mind you if I was Buddy I'd take full advantage of the chance to jump the ink wench, she's a babe!

Some cats were simply born to troll. And this is one of them, bravo my hilarious feline friend. If you ever wanted proof that cats are seriously evil then here it is.

When these guys signed up for military service, they signed up not just to protect us, but to epic fail too. As this compilation of the army shows, even the best trained amongst us can mess things up.

The flute rendition of the 20th Century Fox jingle was groundbreaking in it's simplicity and elegant beauty. Unfortunately for it's creator, he hadn't realised that Saxamaphone always trumps flute. This is my new ringtone.

Irish TV host Gay Byrne asked Stephen Fry what he would say if he was confronted by God. And Fry doesn’t hold back in his reply, letting his feelings about the deity be made in the most explicit way possible.

These Long Island kids have the best parents ever and you can see why from the amount of fun they're having sledding on a homemade backyard luge that's so good it's depressing for anyone who's only ever built a snowman in their backyard.

People write very nasty things on Twitter about celebrities, so Jimmy Kimmel gets those celebrities to read those tweets out loud so we can all have some fun–the result is pure comedy gold.

Mr. Shatner. Celebrated. His. Birthday. Yesterday. And to show the Captain what a great guy he is and what a great voice he has with...all...those...pauses...here's a bunch of funny guys impersonating him.

Sometimes reality is waay stranger than fiction - It actually isn't that weird when you consider the fact that one of her parents is an octopus! Seriously strange stuff!

Another angry customer fails at destroying restaurant property. Didn't he see the 'slippery floor' sign?