Russian Shopper

A typical sight in the motherland - every man who goes out for groceries must wear skin tight lycra in the most garish colors available. The velour and painful looking butt wedgie are optional though.

If you are engaged in office warfare and you're looking for something that will end the war once and for all, here it is. I call it the cubicle nuke. Enjoy.

Always good to have something handy in case you get peckish - I wish I had one of these in my fridge. The downside: fishy vegetables.

Now you can play with boobs while you play your favorite console game! They are not cheep but certainly worth the price!

Yeah, Ariel was kinda cray-cray. If I was in his shoes I would have ran a mile. unless she was one of those fish parts on top, lady parts on bottom mermaids...

Just a quick word of warning; if you EVER meet a bear smoking a cigarette, run. Run like you're never run before. Get Forest Gump up in this mofo. You life depends on it.

I’m a man of science, and I like irrefutable numbers. Next time I’m in a discussion with a man holding God’s book, I’ll point him in the direction of this damning graph. Shame on you, Lord!

Hey.. whatever floats your... uh boat.

Pool diving is a very weird sport, these guys look like it's either their first night in prison or they've got a bad case of massive bowel discharge. Either way i wouldn't like to be there to inspect the outcome.

When you have an assignment due, you're all ways up against it. Mainly because you've either spent the last few days staring into space. Well, here's one trick you might try to bide you some time. Let us know if it works.

If you thought that the death of Steve Jobs would put an end to those Steve & Bill picture memes then you were sadly wrong. Even from beyond the grave Steve will be the butt of Bill's jokes.